Someone PLEASE write a book....

About all of the crazy mutant things that happen to your body in pregnancy. Now I'm not going into detail, but I could have used some preparation for the days I go

" WHAT THE &^%@!(! just happened?!?!" or "What the (&(*@# is that?".

My husband has found much humor in my discovery of these things. Maybe when this is all said and done and I have experienced the "modesty losing" of childbirth, I will collaborate with all of my friends who are moms and write that book!